. Your thoughts about an attractive young lady suddenly come out of the gutter when she tells you her grandpa is a Mason.
7. You speed ahead of another Mason on the road and flash your hazard lights to make sure he'll notice your car emblems.
8. You children have names like "Royal Arch" and "Hiram."
9. You've actually heard of St. John's Day.
10. You actually know your hat and ring size.
11. Your best friends are an 92 year old WWII USS Arizona survivor, a 19 year old college student, a non-practicing Orthodox Jew, a doctor, a boilermaker, a Mexican-American, and some guy named Glen and you all spend at least one night a month together talking about working tools.
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