I'm guessing that I should make this blog somewhat of a life story. Very well, then I shall start at the beginning, which is a very good place to start. Are you all sitting comfortably? Right, let's begin.

My story begins on Wright Patterson Air Force Base hospital, in Xenia, OH on May 11, 1991. I was the first in a set of 3 children. When I was 2, we had to move to Upstate New York, and lived there till I was 4. I had a normal upbringing until I was 6 and started school. It was there...