[RoughAshlar]

A Candidate for initiation was to be picked up and driven to the Lodge, but before this could happen the car broke down. The Candidate said as it was no great distance he would go on his bicycle.
Just when he reached the top of the hill his chain broke. As the Lodge was at the bottom of the other side and all he needed was a backpedal brake, so he repaired the chain with a cord he had in his pocket and free-wheeled downhill to the Lodge.
Later that evening in reply to a toast in his honor, he said how proud he was to be a Freemason but could not understand, as he had told no one, how the WM knew that he had come on his own free wheel and a cord.

[chocoguy]

I think that this story is not true because no one is that unlucky. Could you give facts that they have happen on the real life?

[RoughAshlar]

Common guy, its a joke. haha. funny. Didn't you get the punch line?

[Jason]

I got it. Pretty good. Going to send it to some friends.

[mollyL]

Loads of laughs from here! My husband pretends he doesn't like puns although he does enjoy the shaggy dog stories. I think he'll enjoy this joke!