MM Absenteeism

RoughAshlar · 05-23-2008, 11:16 AM

At the monthly Building Company meeting the topic of mice in the Temple came up. Of course several suggestions on how to be rid of them were offered...mouse traps, mouse poison, buy a cat, call an exterminator...etc.

The building manager took all this advice into consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress.

Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned by the brothers. "Did you use my idea of a cat? Did you use mine of traps?" Finally he said, "All the mice are gone."

All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. "Well, I swore all the mice in as Master Masons and have not seen them since!"

**BG_TRBL** · 05-27-2008, 05:31 AM

Funny RoughAshlar, that was a good one. Unfortunately all too often true, but still funny.

**Jason** · 05-28-2008, 08:21 AM

I like that one. I think I may have to steal it.

RoughAshlar · 05-29-2008, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

I like that one. I think I may have to steal it.

Feel free, I stole it

05-23-2008, 11:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
RoughAshlar Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The Great White North, Eh? Posts: 138	MM Absenteeism At the monthly Building Company meeting the topic of mice in the Temple came up. Of course several suggestions on how to be rid of them were offered...mouse traps, mouse poison, buy a cat, call an exterminator...etc. The building manager took all this advice into consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress. Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned by the brothers. "Did you use my idea of a cat? Did you use mine of traps?" Finally he said, "All the mice are gone." All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. "Well, I swore all the mice in as Master Masons and have not seen them since!"

05-27-2008, 05:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
BG_TRBL "Laus Deo" Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: #232 Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania Posts: 281	Funny RoughAshlar, that was a good one. Unfortunately all too often true, but still funny. __________________ P.M. LaBelle Vallee Lodge #232 P.H.P. Lafayette Chapter #167 Sir Knight (Hospitallier Commandry) Prophet (Zafar Grotto) Enlightenment is for those who can open their blinds and realize, there is more to life and understanding.

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05-28-2008, 08:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jason ex oriente lux Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 555	I like that one. I think I may have to steal it.