Are you a turtle?

Well....are you a turtle?

It's funny, I know all about the "turtle." I know the "ritual" and the sign and the handshake and everything! But I don't know any turtles that can officially "confer" the degree on me, lol

I dont know any "turtles"...I do know a guy that has the nickname turtle...but I am gonna guess hes not the right turtle I am looking for....

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles

I am an official Snapping Turtle. This honor was conferred on me by the son of the man officially credited with developing the Turtle organization. So ... I can confer, if you'd like.

YBYSAIA. So, there!

Can ya do an internet conferal???

I do know what YBYSAIA is ......... ciphering this early....start of a good day

I think we have to petition for a charter from the supreme grand lodge of Turtles.

YBYSAIA from a long time Turtle.

So get to conferring already...

I am with GaryE on this one.....whats the hold up....patience isnt one of the land marks of E-masonry...is it???

It has been over 24 hrs since my last degree was conferred on me.....I am jonesing....

I'm sure the Turtle degree could be confered by PM as long as the candidate promisd to have the requisite libations handy!

Sorry, no.

Ummm ... I don't think they DO charters. But I'd be happy to confer anytime you're in my neighborhood.

Indeed, the alcoholic beverage of one's choice is a part of the GTM. (Great Turtle Mystery). But the degree MUST be conferred in person. No other alternative available.

So get in your vehicle and come here already.

The Turtles are a vast secret organization with members in the highest levels of government and business. The goal of the Turtles is what is called, "A New Whirled Order" (it must always be capitalized and quoted, btw). The Turtles control the banks and have stolen the gold from Fort Knox. What is left at Fort Knox is actually lead painted gold. The Turtles are most definitely after you. I am a Turtle, so I know this stuff