Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
A Scotsman calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to
tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son replies.
...
...“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick
of talking about it, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced. I'll take care of this!”
She calls Scotland immediately, and yells at her father “You’re NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing
until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife saying.
“Sorted! They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.”
tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son replies.
...
...“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick
of talking about it, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced. I'll take care of this!”
She calls Scotland immediately, and yells at her father “You’re NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing
until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife saying.
“Sorted! They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.”
