Squirrels Santa

Winter

I've been here before
Santa can't be a Mason. He doesn't meet the requirements.

...a man, freeborn, well recommended and of good report.

He's a jolly old Elf, not a man, and he commits felony trespass and home invasions every year! A crime for which he is never prosecuted, I might add. :1-say-no:
 

Duncan1574

Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
Santa can't be a Mason. He doesn't meet the requirements.

...a man, freeborn, well recommended and of good report.

He's a jolly old Elf, not a man, and he commits felony trespass and home invasions every year! A crime for which he is never prosecuted, I might add. :1-say-no:
But he does gauge people by their character, even if he simplified it down to 2 answers. But the 'elf' thing is a definite problem petition and investigation committee stopper. ..."No I am an elf" . . . .
 

jason

Seanchaí
Staff member
Santa can't be a Mason. He doesn't meet the requirements.

...a man, freeborn, well recommended and of good report.

He's a jolly old Elf, not a man, and he commits felony trespass and home invasions every year! A crime for which he is never prosecuted, I might add. :1-say-no:
Depends on what origins you believe. Many today depict him as a man.

As far as the trespassing, as a cop friend told me, it is not illegal if you do not get caught.
 

Bob Franks

Past District Deputy Grand Lecturer
Just having a little fun, but can Santa be considered a Freemason?
I have never stood in Lodge with him, but if he's not a Mason, I'll be glad to sign his petition!
He's not trespassing or invading, that would imply he enters unwanted.
He knows how to see the internal and not the external qualifications of a man.
He obviously believes in Friendship, Morality, and Brotherly Love; not to mention Relief and Truth.

S&F
 
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