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Bob Franks

Past District Deputy Grand Lecturer
Whenever I see "World's Dumbest..." on the TV listings, I quickly check to see if the next word is "...Criminals." It's my favorite!
When I worked at a prison years ago, the crime tales were amusing. The convicts often did not realize their self aggrandizing tales usually pointed out their own ignorance and bad judgement.

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Bob Franks

Past District Deputy Grand Lecturer
One mastermind got his girlfriend to support him for 6 months while he planned The Big Score. Cash and jewelery totaled about $1,600 [mid-1970s]...which was recovered intact. He got, like another 5 years. I told him he could have made more working at McDonald's (fast-food hamburger joint). He said he didn't work for "chump change!"
Obviously a genius.
I guess he was really a legend in his own mind.

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