Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
You: Hello Brother Tyler, my name is ahhh, Bruce, I am a visiting Brother from Lodge #Mumblemumble.I could do it in disguise...
Tyler: Bob, Whats with the fake mustache?
You: Whos Bob?
Tyler: You are.
You: no, I am Bruce............ SQUIRREL! :oints excitedly to the right:: and exists stage left.