Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
This is the day that the Lord has made, Let us rejoice and be glad in
it. Ps. 118:24
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A little bit of humor to brighten your day!
**_From the Lighter Side of Theology_**
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
**How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?**
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*Charismatic* : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
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*Pentecostal* : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
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*Presbyterians* : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
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*Roman Catholic*: None - Candles only.
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*Baptists* : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the
change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
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*Episcopalians: 3*
*One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk
about how much better the old one was.*
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*Mormons* : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
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*Unitarians* :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all
of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
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*Methodists* : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of
your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
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*Nazarene* : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting
policy.
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*Lutherans* : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
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*Amish* :
What's a light bulb?
it. Ps. 118:24
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A little bit of humor to brighten your day!
**_From the Lighter Side of Theology_**
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
**How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?**
----------------------------------------------------------
*Charismatic* : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Pentecostal* : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Presbyterians* : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Roman Catholic*: None - Candles only.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Baptists* : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the
change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Episcopalians: 3*
*One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk
about how much better the old one was.*
----------------------------------------------------------
*Mormons* : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Unitarians* :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all
of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Methodists* : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of
your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Nazarene* : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting
policy.
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*Lutherans* : None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
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*Amish* :
What's a light bulb?
