Raspberry Diet Snapple

[Bob Franks]

Brethren, I m getting desperate! When I came back to NC from Indiana last June, I had all the Raspberry Diet Snapple I could find, loaded in the back of the pickup truck. After I crossed into Kentucky, I saw no more. The 10 cases I smuggled into North Carolina are now down to 21 bottles. There is a possibility that some of my family in Indiana will take pity on me and bring enough to the black powder shoot we meet at in Tennessee in late March to get me through to June, but they don't take me seriously!
I just don't know what will happen...

Is anyone coming through the Carolinas from a place where this elixir may be obtained?

In dire straits,

 

[PatrickWilliams]

Sorry, Bob. a) I won't be in your area. b) I do not condone the consumption of 'diet' drinks. Aspartame, saccharine, etc. are all very bad for you!