Squirrels Santa

Discussion in 'General Talk' started by jason, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. jason Nec timeo, nec sperno

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    Just having a little fun, but can Santa be considered a Freemason?
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    Chuck Norris made him a Brother at sight
  3. Ashlar2006 Masonic Mafia

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    ***GROAN***** lol .
  4. Windrider Plus-sized tuxedo model

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    Ancient York (no numbers in MA)
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    :4-dontknow::confused::4-dontknow::confused:
  6. Ashlar2006 Masonic Mafia

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    Doesn't Santa trump Chuck ???

    Wait , no one trumps Chuck . Chuck made himself a Mason on sight !
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    Lets not bring the "Donald:4-money:" into this.......:2-no-no-no: :confused:
  8. Ashlar2006 Masonic Mafia

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    I thought Santa was on Trump's payroll !?

    YOUR FIRED !
  9. Winter Not New

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    Ben Franklin #83 (EC)
    Santa can't be a Mason. He doesn't meet the requirements.

    ...a man, freeborn, well recommended and of good report.

    He's a jolly old Elf, not a man, and he commits felony trespass and home invasions every year! A crime for which he is never prosecuted, I might add. :1-say-no:
  10. BukeyeJackson ViMH Advisory Board

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    Reynoldsburg 340 F&AM of Ohio
    At my Lodge tomorrow he's a PM
  11. Duncan1574 Lodge Chaplain

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    Ozaukee 17
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    But he does gauge people by their character, even if he simplified it down to 2 answers. But the 'elf' thing is a definite problem petition and investigation committee stopper. ..."No I am an elf" . . . .
  12. jason Nec timeo, nec sperno

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    Depends on what origins you believe. Many today depict him as a man.

    As far as the trespassing, as a cop friend told me, it is not illegal if you do not get caught.
  13. Bob Franks District Deputy Grand Lecturer

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    Wayne Lodge 112, AF&AM of NC
    I have never stood in Lodge with him, but if he's not a Mason, I'll be glad to sign his petition!
    He's not trespassing or invading, that would imply he enters unwanted.
    He knows how to see the internal and not the external qualifications of a man.
    He obviously believes in Friendship, Morality, and Brotherly Love; not to mention Relief and Truth.

    S&F

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