BTW...FamilyMan....I will have to say "ditto" to what the good Brother Gary said....
I have been donut free for almost a year, trying to stay in better shape... and keep from that other shape: round.
One of my local firefighter friends heard about this and made some quips about donuts and cops, finally asking why I wasn't eating donuts. I got all serious, motioned for him to come over and I whispered to him solemly, "I'm preparing to go undercover." I kept from laughing for about 45 seconds as I watched him try and figure out if I was joking or not...
If I could add smileys and sarcastic jokes to this, it would be a breeze....
I had a professor who was always fond of making a sarcastic comment on everything and belittling his students. A classmate wrote a ten page paper in the form of a monologue with sarcasm dripping off every page. He confronted my classmate about the paper in front of the class, and, for the life of me I can't remember exactly what was said, but it was to the effect of, "Of course my paper is professional, I wrote it exactly the way you've taught." You could have heard a pin drop. You could also see every vein in the professors bald head pop out too. I was thinking he was going to have an MI right there in front of all of us... and the guy who wrote the paper? The only paramedic in the room.
Gary said:
Your next assignment is to write a Masonic Education paper...
That would be easy... cut and paste from this several threads on this forum, clean it up a little, and before you could say, "Plagiarism" he'd have it done.