Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
We have 2 canidates in the pipeline, 1st initiation is 11/7 @7pm:1-smooch::1-smooch::1-smooch::1-wink-grin::1-wink-grin::1-wink-grin:
EA Topic 3 EAs
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removed12612
Guest
I expected "walked into a bar" after reading the title of this thread....
Congrats..... we currently have four FC & two EA........
Congrats..... we currently have four FC & two EA........
Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.............
jaya
Active Member
'Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A seal walks into a club...
And for a masonic one:
A man was checking into a small hotel on the outskirts of town when he saw a sign on the wall which read, "HIRAM LODGE, Meetings every Wednesday at 7PM."
The man said to the lady at the front desk, "I wonder what they do in there. Do you think they'd ever let me join?"
"I don't think so."
"Well why not?"
"I don't know. That guy there," she said pointing at the man sitting outside the door, "has been knocking on the door for weeks and they won't let him in."
A seal walks into a club...
And for a masonic one:
A man was checking into a small hotel on the outskirts of town when he saw a sign on the wall which read, "HIRAM LODGE, Meetings every Wednesday at 7PM."
The man said to the lady at the front desk, "I wonder what they do in there. Do you think they'd ever let me join?"
"I don't think so."
"Well why not?"
"I don't know. That guy there," she said pointing at the man sitting outside the door, "has been knocking on the door for weeks and they won't let him in."
Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
Did you hear the one about us?
Ashlar2006
Masonic Mafia
Between my two lodges we have an EA degree (two candidates , one lodge each) , one FC degree (one candidate) and a MM degree (2 candidates) this month .
Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
Ain't t great that the Brotherhood is growing???:1-winking:
Azpir8king
Member
Two Master Masons are sitting in a strip club...when one turns to the other and says "Brother, we are in the wrong joke..."
BukeyeJackson
ViMH Advisory Board
Two MM's ladies are standing outside the strip club with clubs.... One turns to her husband and says, "In my hand I hold an instrument of death..."
Windrider
Plus-sized tuxedo model
We're Raising five worthy brothers on Thursday
BukeyeJackson
ViMH Advisory Board
I can almost GAR-RUN-TEE we're having a Raising in March. It's our annual inspection so the degree will be performed. Whether it's for a new Brother or not is TBD.
Duncan1574
Lodge Chaplain & arms dealer
Our EA bailed 30m before Lodge was scheduled to open. He decided to become a Lion instead.
Windrider
Plus-sized tuxedo model
I was watching the Discovery Channel the other night. Did you know Lions have sex 15 times a night? Makes me wonder why I became a Mason...:1-wink-grin:Our EA bailed 30m before Lodge was scheduled to open. He decided to become a Lion instead.
Our EA bailed 30m before Lodge was scheduled to open. He decided to become a Lion instead.
Might as well lose him sooner than later.
Ashlar2006
Masonic Mafia
Very true .
I have lost count at how many times after an EA degree , that I have told my Lodge(s) members that we will never seen that person again . My "radar" has only failed me once . I can see it in their eyes that they have no interest in it .
Why doesn't the truth get pulled out of the candidate before it gets that far? I pity the next investigation team I'm on. I like to ask tough questions for this very reason.
Ashlar2006
Masonic Mafia
I have no idea , I normally do not go on that many ICs' .
In some situations, pointing out the work that is required is a necessity. If that's talking them out of joining, I'm guilty too. :1-wink-grin: