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Chuck Norris is the only person that can put M&M's in alphabetical order
Why? She was out of the gene pool.Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris already wrote that........Coaches next book: BUILDING CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.[/QUOTE]
:1-wink-grin::1-pray::1-wink-grin::1-smooch::1-wink-grin::1-say-yes:
The chips of which he swallows and he "excretes" concrete.Chuck uses his teeth to chip away at rough ashlars
How did you find out my secret??When Bob Frank gives Lectures he doesn't make mistakes, the Ritual rewrites itself to agree to his wording.