Impressive

[removed12612]

Chuck Norris is the only person that can put M&M's in alphabetical order

 

[removed12612]

Chuck Norris doesnt find these amusing...... JUST FACTS!!!

 

[removed12612]

Coaches next book: BUILDING CHUCK NORRIS

 

[2SONDAD]

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 

[jaya]

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Why? She was out of the gene pool.

 

[jaya]

Coaches next book: BUILDING CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris already wrote that........

 

[FF Sparky]

To funny guys.....

 

[BukeyeJackson]

King Solomon said "I hold in my hand a Chuck Norris..." three people left the city and well you know the rest!

 

[jason]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[FF Sparky]

What movie is that Jason??

 

[Ashlar2006]

You dont F*** with CHUCK !!!!

 

[FamilyMan]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

 

[BukeyeJackson]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.[/QUOTE]

:1-wink-grin::1-pray::1-wink-grin::1-smooch::1-wink-grin::1-say-yes:

 

[Bob Franks]

This Chuck guy's got nothin' on me.
I'm the fastest man on Earth!
When I was a State Employee, I was so fast, that getting off at 5:00pm...I was home by 3:00pm!

[a little bit short of] S&F

 

[BukeyeJackson]

When Bob Frank gives Lectures he doesn't make mistakes, the Ritual rewrites itself to agree to his wording.

 

[FF Sparky]

Chuck uses his teeth to chip away at rough ashlars

 

[Duncan1574]

Chuck uses his teeth to chip away at rough ashlars

The chips of which he swallows and he "excretes" concrete.

 

[Bob Franks]

When Bob Frank gives Lectures he doesn't make mistakes, the Ritual rewrites itself to agree to his wording.

How did you find out my secret??

S&F